Got a chance to view some snippets of Modi + Obama Presser and their walk in the park and Modi making tea for POTUS. Here are some reactions (imaginary) from the regular quarters 1) Barkha: Obama said Modi got a reception like a Bollywood star at MSG. He didnt say Hollywood star. Blow to Modi! 2) Breaking News in Times Now: Modi was seen walking on the grass along with Obama. We hear that HHPPAK Maharaj will do a dharna on 26th Jan at Jantar Mantar with all the Maalis (gardners) on this violation of ghaas rights. Tweet with 3) Mani Shankar Ayyar: I told you that this Chaiwallah can NEVER EVER EVER become the PM in the 21st century. See he still makes tea for a visiting dignitary. When I asked him to make it at the Congress Plenary session, he refused. Now he makes it. Clearly a non-Stephanian is expected to behave like this, unlike me who make it ONLY for the Italiano! 4) Arnab the Judge, Jury, & Criminal: We saw Obama taking 3 cubes of sugar while Modi didnt take even 1. The nation wants to know whether he has Sugar Complaints. Please wait, Vinod wants to come in! Vinod: Arnab, Arnab, Arnab, Arnab, i do have sugar complaints, I am diabetic! 5) Left Liberal Progressive Dinosaurs: We strongly condemn Obama saying that the Indian PM is new and after 6 years will get to sleep 1 hour more! Indian PM-ship is only for 5 years and extending it by another 1 year is a DIRECT assault on Indian Sovereignty and American Imperialism!! We will strike work at all coal mines on 26th Jan!! 6) HHPPAK Maharaj: Sab mile huein ji! I was trying to get some Chanda from POTUS and I dont know why I have not been invited to the Republic day parade!
Posted on: Sun, 25 Jan 2015 14:22:41 +0000
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