Got asked to do a favour for my mate before, could I buy some live crickets from pets at home and drop them off in his bearded dragons tank, Certainly I replied, as I dont mind doing favours, anyway, I picked them up and put them in the passenger seat next 2 me as I drove to his address, when I got to the roundabout at the bridge on ferry road someone cut me up and I slammed the breaks on, the box containing them flew into the windscreen, combusted, and they ended up EVERYWHERE!! Im driving dont forget, 30 of the bloody things!! Crawling up my inside leg, trying to squeeze under my jockstrap, running up my face on to that Sahara desert top of a head of mine, I jumped out at the ferry and just started the riverdance till they all dropped off, people walking past thinking wtfs he on! But I did manage to salvage most of them, one things for sure tho, Im gonna cocoon the the bloody box in masking tape next time I get asked to do a job as hazardous as this, just hope theres no more left in my car, last thing I need is colony of the lil s***s harvesting In it.... :(
Posted on: Sun, 27 Jul 2014 14:09:10 +0000
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