Got to think about this as all of us are older then what we were last week?? :-) > After a meeting several days ago, I couldnt find my keys. I quickly gave myself a personal TSA Pat Down. > They werent in my pockets. Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car. Frantically, > I headed for the parking lot. My husband has scolded me many times for leaving my keys in the cars ignition. > Hes afraid that the car could be stolen. As I looked around the parking lot, I realized he was right. > The parking lot was empty. I immediately called the police. I gave them my location, confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that it had been stolen. > Then I made the most difficult call of all to my husband: > I left my keys in the car and its been stolen. There was a moment of silence. I thought the call had been disconnected, but then I heard his voice. > Are you kidding me? he barked, > I dropped you off! > Now it was my turn to be silent. > Embarrassed, I said, Well, come and get me. > He retorted, I will, as soon as I convince this cop that I didnt steal your damn car! > Welcome to the golden years.........
Posted on: Sun, 28 Dec 2014 15:35:52 +0000
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