Gotta love Judge Judy.. Judge Judy : Did the plaintiff lend you $400 ? Defendant: Yes maam she did . Judge Judy: And what did you do with the $400 ? Defendant: I dint do nuffin wif it , It got stolen judge. Judge Judy: Where did it get stolen from ? Defendant: It got stolen ott my house. Judge Judy: How did it get stolen out of your house?Was there a break in? Defendant: No judge , my boyfrient tookt it when I dint know. Judge Judy: Then you owe her $400 ! Defendant: But judge , I aint got no job ! She gots a job , she can make mo money. ( Judge looks at the black bailiff and asks , Can you believe this logic ? Bailiff puts his head down as if in shame and moves it left to right.) Judge Judy: Judgement for the plaintiff in the amount of $400. Defendant: But judge , I caint pay , I tolt jew I aint got no job ! Judge Judy: Does your boyfriend that stole the money have a job? Defendant: Yeah , but he dont make a lot judge ! Judge Judy: Then you file a motion against HIM for $400. Judgement for the plaintiff in the amount of $400. Defendant: But Judge , he gonna go back to jail if he get in any mo trouble. Judge Judy: Not my problem , and if you dump him , he wont be YOUR problem anymore either.GOOD BYE !
Posted on: Tue, 22 Apr 2014 00:39:48 +0000