Grace Note for May 9, In preparation for Mother’s Day here are some entries from a Dictionary for Mothers. Defense: what youd better have around de yard if youre going to let de children play outside Dumbwaiter: one who asks if the kids would care to order dessert Feedback: the inevitable result when the baby doesnt appreciate the strained carrots Full Name: what you call your child when youre mad at him or her. Grandparents: the people who think your children are wonderful even though theyre sure youre not raising them right Independent: how we want our children to be as long as they do everything we say Look Out!: what its too late for your child to do by the time you scream it Puddle: a small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it Show Off: a child who is more talented than yours Temper Tantrums: what you should keep to a minimum so as to not upset the children Top Bunk: where you should never put a child wearing Superman pajamas Two-Minute Warning: when the babys face turns red and she begins to make those familiar grunting noises Verbal: your child is able to whine in words Whoops: an exclamation that translates roughly into get a sponge
Posted on: Fri, 09 May 2014 15:05:20 +0000
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