HELLO MINNESOTA A funny story to start your day :) It was a hot mid afternoon back in like 86-87, Im at Franklin Jr High, swimming! Yes the pool that looked blue from the deep end when you first walk in......... Protho & Big Reese is putting on a show from a diving board stand point, Protho is doing full flips, perfect jack knifes & swan dives & reese was the cannon ball man, the splash use to touch the ceiling Im telling you, & the kids LOVED when he did dat! So after the show, I stayed in the pool a lil while longer before retreating to the locker room, now I go in, rinse the chlorine off in the shower, walking on my heels cus I hate when my bare feet touch anything, so I go to the lockers & start putting on my clothes & heres where the shxt gets comical......... So I have my towel around my waist covering my swimming pool shank! Yes, it was tight on me, I told yall, the male junk & swimming pools dont go well together, it was BDS for real.........Lmmfao! So anyways.........I put my shirt on, socks on & now my draws, but I seem to be having quite the issue wit my BVDs, WTF is wrong wit deez draws, I cant unravel them from the towel, this is the 80s black boys hated exposing themselves for all to see, during my era..........GAY was any & everybody trust me!!! Now Im trying to hurry before someone sees me & makes fun of me, DAMN deez damn draws are all tangled up in my towel, Im struggling at this point, how in the hell did I get this tangled, I thought!!! The struggle continues,And then it happens......... I hear laughter, a girls laughter, now a guys laughter & not just giggles they were CTFU!!!!! I turn a around & right by the entry way to the locker room Tony Powell pulled this girl in the locker room to see me having trouble wit my draws towel, YEP YOU READ IT RIGHT........DRAWS TOWEL!!! I mean they were dying!!!!!!!!! I was so DAMN embarrassed & anxious but that made it worse, my shxts was all braided in to the DAMN towel & Tony was in throw up mode at this point, Im all sweating, angry, embarrassed & frustrated, TERRIBLE COMBINATIONS.........But I finally solve the arithmetic tangle! So they finally leave, but I can still hear them laughing down the hall, I go out side & their huddled up telling their friends what happened & spotted me & started laughing all over again!!! THAT WALK HOME WAS HOT & PISSED, but Ill never understand HTF did those draws get that tangled wit dat DAMN towel, Hmmmmm!!!!!!!! LOL....... NORFSIDE, I TELL YA.........Lmmfao!!!
Posted on: Fri, 01 Nov 2013 11:30:06 +0000
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