HILARIOUS - Source: smartcanucks Andrew Gardner, annoyed by mailings from Shoppers Drug Mart addressed to someone else, sent an email asking for the address to be removed including this Naturally, I can draw one of two conclusions from this: 1) that Matthew is a previous resident of this address … Or 2), and I may be going out on a limb here, Matthew is a future resident of this address, and seemingly against the laws of causation, your computer system has this information and prematurely mailed an advertisement to him before he’s actually lived here. What Gardner received back was not your standard Shoppers Drug Mart reply from Mark Oliver, a customer service agent: Thank you for writing us. We apologize if you have been receiving mail from Shoppers Drug Mart that was addressed to another customer. Unfortunately, we cannot comment on any research projects that we may currently be conducting. However, we would appreciate it if you could provide us with some additional information that would help us determine when the mailer you received was sent. Could you please let us know if it contained any of the following advertisements? 1) Now at Shoppers Drug Mart: Everexis Cure any disease instantly with Everexis! Great for headaches, colds, cancer and more! With no known side effects, nothing can possibly go wrong! 2) 20X The Points on Meat Products Got the Everexis munchies? Fill your strange and unspeakable hunger and get 20X The Points! 3) 20% Off Everexis Antidote Everexis left you slow, lumbering, and quick to anger? Take the Everexis antidote. It hasn’t been fully tested, but it certainly can’t make things any worse! 4) Hide in a Shoppers Drug Mart Refugee Shelter With over 1,200 locations still standing across Canada, Shoppers Drug Mart is the ideal place to hold up and hide from the hoard. Ration Nativa Cheese Puffs and Life Brand Vitamins while you wait for rescue! Blood samples will be required for admittance. 5) Wheat, Glorious Wheat Exclusively at Shoppers Drug Mart! Rebuild society with wheat, a traditional non-synthetic foodstuff from the before-times. Act fast, as quantities are extremely limited. So what do you think? Would you laugh on receiving an email like this or think they were not taking your complaint seriously?
Posted on: Thu, 06 Jun 2013 18:01:32 +0000
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