HILARIOUS MESSAGE FROM A FRUSTATED VICTIM OF CHAIN MESSAGES - I want to thank all my friends who have forwarded chain messages to me in 2012 & 2013 and still continuing.. BECAUSE OF YOUR KINDNESS : 1- I stopped eating the tasty kurkure after I heard that it has plastic in it. 2- I stopped going to movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected with Aids. 3- Forwarded hundreds of messages but still waiting for free balance. 4- I smell like a rotten egg since i stopped using deos because they cause cancer. 5- I also donated all my savings to a 7 year old poor girl who was about to die in hospital about 700 times. 6- Made 100 wishes before forwarding Gods pictures & etc by now most of those wishes are already married. 7- I have stopped drinking Frooti as every six-months, one worker having AIDS dies in the Parle factory & his blood gets mixed in the Frooti. 8- Every week Chairman & Falaana- Dheenka Director of Whatsapp send SMS to forward to 8 person in contact list if not my whatsapp will be charged or Icon will not become Blue. I have not forwarded sms, still my whatsapp is FOC (free of cost). 9-If I dont take Your calls sometime, assume that my mobile is charging & I fear getting Burnt if I talk when mobile is charging. Bcoz every alternate days it is fixed somebody died of this as informed in chain SMS. Now if you dont share in next 10 seconds, a Coconut will Fall on Your Head tomorrow. :D :v #ñáughţý
Posted on: Tue, 26 Aug 2014 11:11:13 +0000
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