***HOME AWAY FROM HOME*** (EPISODE 6) I tried to sleep that nite but couldnt, soon it would be morning and i havent winked a sleep. As i lay on my bed i recalled that this same incident took my room mates life in my university days. Mike was stuborn. Robbers came to our room and he refused giving them his laptop, claiming he was a bagga and that he cant be submisive to ordinary robbers. The robbers wasnt ordinary, they were with g*uns. I was a bagga also but i took the wise decision and did whatever they commanded. They shot Mike on his chest point blank, we tried to rush him to the hospital but we couldnt get a cab quickly because it was very late at nite. Aro Mikoh as he was fondly called gave up the ghost. Since Aro Miroh died i have been seeing him in my dreams because he was not önly my fratanal brother but was the blood brother i never had. After he died we heard rumours that he had a quarel with a guy who promised to deal with him seriously. Since then i feared robbers so much, i just dont know why. Now see what my fears has caused me. Just then i remembered my phone was gone, my SIM was gone too. how i go take get my contacts back now? i asked myself. Juliet, her number don go b dat, and i tell her say i go call her for mid-nite call this nite i said to myself as i tried to catch some sleep. Weeks later, Lola had become very close to me, Dami; the girl at the mini- supermarket had been in my dreams lately. I Went to Juliets school to see her and told her i lost my phone that was why i havent called. I assured her i had recovered my SIM. Chioma called me, and told me she would come from Ife; where she was serving to visit me someday why are so many women my life? i asked myself as i entered to teach SS3 Physics one hot afternoon. last class we treated PROJECTILE calculations, so can anybody solve this question? i asked writing a question on the board. yes, Taiwo come and try, i said pointing to Taiwo in front. Taiwo came to the chalk board and wrote what looked like he was writing Chinese. The whole class laughed as i noticed Kehinde, his twin sister just smiled revealing her beautiful dimple. yes, Kehinde come and help him out i said pointing to the beautiful Kehinde. She came and said sir i dont know it you dont know it? i inquired yes sir, sir i want to show u something after the class she whispered only to my hearing. The class was over and as i was walking to the corpers office, somebody was calling me from behind. I turned and it was the fair goddess Kehinde, ehen, kehinde u wanted to show me something, what is it? i asked. She opened her notebook and said sir i dont understand all dis calculations, i would like to come to ur house this evening for u to teach me, since my house is very close to ur house she said. ok Kehinde if u so wish, then come by 6pm i said as i walked slowly pass her. 6pm, she came gorgeously dressed with a mini skirt and i taught her not only the calculations but the whole topic, she understood it perfectly. As i was teaching her, i glanced at her well arranged b*reast from time to time, this made my cor*k stood in reponse to the hor*ney feelings i was feeling. My co*rk stood harder, this time she saw it making a mountain in my boxers short. She was longing for what would happen next. flow today na ur day i said to myself as i f*ondled her b*reast, i removed her shirt revealing the finest bre*ast i have ever seen. see b*ooby oh, flow see cowbell milk oh i said to myself. My right hands fon*dled her succulent bre*ast while my left hands was searching for a con*dom in my wallet that was on the floor. My left hand searched and searched to no avail.............. d cond*om wey dey my wallet who take am? i asked myself and i no dey like do without oh, but she fit b vi*rgin oh, because she still b small pekin oh i taught not with my brain but with my d*ick. While trying to insert because i was longing for the game to start though i knew that at that moment i couldnt run out to get a con*dom as time was runing out on me............. ..... yekpa, dis girl na VIRGIN. I was coming back from sch one hot afternoon with my guys, all five of us where arguing football at the top of our voices. forget na Chelsea go carry this premier league Agom, a Chelsea fan said, abeg una dey five points below Man u, u dey say una go carry am, na for una dream abi i said supporting my team. we get one outstanding match na Sammy, a Chelsea fan said. shebi una go play us today for old Tranford, we go see how una go win us na Ilorin, a Man u fan added as Kelvin listened keenly to our Argument because he wasnt a football fan. From football, Ilorin was telling a story of how he hussled in the streets of Ilorin; the Kwara state capital. He told us he schooled at Uni. Ilorin. He also said when he graduated from sch in 2005, he had spill-over in some courses, so instead of staying at home doing noting he opted for the job of a motor park tout (Agbero). He did the job for two years and was soon gaining popularity as the most dreaded Agbero, so that was how he got the name Baba Ilorin or Ilorin for short. so u be Agbero before, nahim robbers come our house dat day u go hide for toilet, come dey lie say u dey purge eehn i said oooh, u want make i die ni Ilorin responded and the others laughed. Just then, i tot i heard someone calling Flow!!! or was it that headache now calls ones name out? because i was having a serious headache. see that babe dey call u oh Agom said pointing. I turned, and lo and behold it was the Genevive Nnaji look- alike Dami. I left my guys and ran to meet her behind. I complimented her beauty, saying Dami, where were u when Agbani Darego won Miss World? U would have given her a serious challenge. She laughed and replied saying Flow, where were u when Basket Mouth did Nite of a thousand laugh? U would have given him a serious challenge. We talked as we walked slowly like two love birds. I asked her to pls go on a date with me the next day, she reluctantly aggreed. As i got close to the gate of my copound, i pointed at it, telling her i stay there as she told me that her house was down the street. 7pm was the time, tommorow was the day, Captain Cook was the venue of a date that would lead to so many things. I was getting ready for the date when Ilorin came into my room. ehen! Ilorin borrow me that ur fine jeans na i said where u dey go wey u dey prepare like dis? he asked a silly question, e concern u? i fired back at him, u b my man na, so anything wey concern u, concern me sef he said. ok Ilorin, i dey work for farm, and i go use that ur jeans do d farm work i fired at him yet again. u go give me, abi u no go give me? i asked. I was in Captain Cook by 6pm in a table just close to the window, for me to have a panoramic view of the city of ilesa at nite. Just then i moved my eyes to see what was written on my red T- shirt AM A WINNER am i really a winner? i asked myself. yes am a winner, but if i dont win Dami, i would be the opposite of winner i told myself. Just then i saw someone coming to my direction, at first i tot it was someone else, but when she smiled i realized it was my black goddess Dami. We talked about alot of things we had in common, things like; the fact that Dami served in Imo state infact my LGA. She told me she was an Ilesa indigene and that she finishing serving last year, since she hadnt gotten a job, she had to just stay and help her mum in the supermarket. I confessed my love for her, going straight to the point i told her i wanted her to be my girlfriend. Then I had ..........GOAL, from a football viewing centre close by. thats must be my team Man u that just scored i said ooh u are a Man u fan, i am a Man u fan too Dami said that makes the two of us i said as she smiled women dey watch ball? i asked myself. I was in my compound after the romantic date, but the gate was locked from inside. so this Mama Alhaja dey fear like dis, she no wan make robbers come rob again, no be because her son for yanky send her dollars wey she go keep for house make dem rob us? time na just 8:20 and she don lock gate i tot. Just then i brought out my phone to call Kelvin because i knew he would be inside, because he doesnt watch football. Kelvin came to open the gate and.......... i tell u say, una no sabi play i heard Agoms voice from behind arguing. who win? i asked curiously, we beat una 2-1 for una home na Sammy said cheerfully. na because Roney get injury na i said as we all walked in. Weeks later and i havent gotten a positive reponse from Dami. I was in the class teaching SS3 Physics as usual when i noticed Kehinde was lying on her desk sleeping. what is wrong with her? i asked the class, she is not feeling fine the class chorused. I came to where she was seating, i taped her softly, she raised her head up and said sir am not feeling fine on hearing this i told them to take her to the sick bay. abi i don give dis girl belle but i think say she tell me say she go collect one liquid from her friend drink so belle no go come na so na like dis my service year end i go marry Yoruba girl wey i no plan to marry y i no use c*ondom dat day Kehinde papa and mama go use Yoruba juj*u kill me i don die b dat oh all these tots where runing in my brain, almost tearing my head apart. I wasnt myself, throughout that day and even the next morning when.................... I saw Kehindes Mother entering the sch compound with a frown on her face. I tot of jumping through the window of the class i was teaching, also jumping the fence of the sch, get home, pack my bags and leave Ilesa, for my own good. my daughter has Malaria, she is in the hospital kehindes mum said to the principal. As i eavesdroped from the principals window my mind was now calm. i think say kasala don burst oh God i thank u oh i said as my lost breath came back. As i tip-toed wetin u go do there na? Angom asked as he scared the living day light out out of me. i go p*iss i answered breathing fast, but why u no use toilet na? he asked again, i no dey like to dey p*iss for toilet i lied.. As we walked home from sch dat day, Angom and Kelvin was behind speaking their language TIV, this una language be like Chinese oh i teased u dey mad, when u and Sammy dey speak ibo, shey we dey talk Angom said. ehen Angom i don c say na u dey arrange that babe Lola now, u dey chop better tin oh i teased flow i dey chop better tin i no go lie, she dey give me money, her papa na big man, but she too dey scatter my head with phoney and big grama any time we dey talk Angom said how na? Sammy asked. u know all dis ajebutter dem sabi phoney and big grama na, and to come make d whole tin worst, she graduate with first class for english, d other day she talk one grama; AB INITIO, guy i no come know wetin ab initio mean, abi she mean say i resemble albino? Angom said as we laughed all the way home. As i got close to entering my room, my room was already open. Immediately, i saw that my stove was on, with something cooking. I instantly remembered Juliet had called me on phone earlier telling me she would drop by, and i also remembered me telling her to take my key under my foot-mat in front of my door. Ju Ju, Juliet my love i said in a sonorous voice. I kissed her passionately. what have u been doing is sch? she inquired. we were doing extra lessons, dats y i came late i responded. Just then, i persieved the aroma of the vegetable soup she was preparing, an aroma that made my stomach start singing in response. nahim make me like Juliet, she sabi cook i tot as she said ur garri is finished oh ok, let me go and buy garri, am very hungry i said as i walked out. I went to Damis shop of course. I saw Dami, alone reading a novel, i asked if she had given what we discussed a tot. She told me she would come to my house to give me a response by nite. She measured the garri for me, i paid and as i was about leaving she said Flow i have something for u she went in, came out and handed a polythene bag to me. I never bothered opening the polythene bag until i was about half way home. I opened it, and lo and behold: tin Milo, tin Peak milk, several sachets of detergents and tin tomatoes where smiling at me as i smiled back. With my garri on my right hand and Damis gift on on my left hand i walked home happily. I got home and Juliet attacked where did u get all these from, i tot u went to buy only garri? i tot of the lie to coin for a while and i said i bought them in the morning while going to sch, so i left them at the place i bought them telling dem i would come and collect them this evening. I ate Juliets delicious meal. Juliet told me she would pass the nite in my house, since the next day was saturday and she wouldnt be going to sch. which kin wahala b dis na, and Dami say she go come my house come give me response wetin i go do now? i asked no one else but Myself......... ....... WATCHOUT FOR EPISODE 7 Time: After i get 30 Likes 20 Comments Try to use the share button *I luv u All*
Posted on: Mon, 11 Aug 2014 19:02:16 +0000
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