HOME AWAY FROM HOME FINAL EPISODE..... 5 days 2 pass out.I was walking down d road 1 evening afta taking dinner at anIya put canteen close 2 d church.I saw sum1.I saw Juliet wit a man.I tot i was dreaming,she was kissing a pot bellied chubby man by d syd of a car.I initially tot it wasnt Juliet so i came closa nd said, Juliet! Wat re u doing wit dis man?U ar cheatin on me ehn?. She didnt respond but ignored me,so i said, Juliet!Am i not talkin 2 u?.D pot bellied man turned nd said,Juliet, who is dis junkie?,true talk,i looked lyk a junkie bcus my beard wer unkept.na u b junkiei thundered.he is my frnd,a corper lyk me Juliet said.I didnt say much,but i just walked out.I knew she was cheatin on me all dis while.She didnt even feel remorseful dat she was caught.... I knew dat wit d kind ofunconditional luv Juliet had 4 moni, she culd even date a pig as long as dat pig was moni bags...... I called Bad pekin dat 9t 4 situation report nd he told me Tobi had been captured. Bad pekin was happy bcus he was sure of his promotion,but i was happier bcus atleast i culd collect my NYSC discharge certificate in peace witout fear of been kidnapped on my passing out day.I neded 2 say hello to my guys so i went 2 c dem d nxt morning...... Sumtin surprised me, my rum had been burgled.My electronics, my clothes my shoes, even d Flow Bank.All was gone.I was told Tobi nd his guys burgled my rum searching 4 my university statement of result nd otha important credentials, but since dey culdnt find any,dey had 2 rob d rum.I was wise enuf 2 have taken all my credentials along wit me 2 d church.Anoda tin dat surprised me was dat Kelvins rum was burnt down.Yes! He almost burnt down d whole house.Sammy told me dat Kelvin was cookin one night (his usual nocturnal cookin) and he slept of 4getin he was cookin.B4 people culd quench d fire,Kelvins rum was already burnt down.Lucky enuf d inferno didnt get 2 otha rums.According to Sammy,he said all Kelvins credentials went wit d inferno.Jst wen i was sayin i was lucky Tobi nd his guys didnt get my credentials,d credentials of my frnd Kelvin went up in flames.wat of Angom na?i asked Sammy curiously.him still dey station oh,i just dey com 4rm der now,i go giv am fud.wat of Ilorin nkor?i asked again.him still dey Ilorin ohSammy responded.I took a glimpse at Sammys face,d look he wore read:tank God say me i neva get probs lyk una oh.Wat he neva knew was dat his own probs wuld b indelible.. IBO BOY COME YORUBA LAND,IBO BOY STAY FOR YORUBA LAND.IBO BOY COMOT FOR YORUBA LAND. Sammy get injury oh! Kelvin informed me as we stood in d queue waitin 2 collect our discharge certificate. which injury na?i inquired.oboy eeh! Suliet want make him wire ha well well nd Sammy don tayah, naso dem begin fight oh,naso d gal cari bottle break 4 Sammy head Kelvin narrated.y na? So dat gal b agbero wey dey break bottle 4 person head?I said.e gud 4 Sammy na, bcus na afta she break d bottle 4 him head nahim d luv portion clear comot 4 him eyeKelvin said.Wat of Angom na?i inquired.him dey here na,u neva se am? Him pay hospital moni 4 sum of d pple wey chop d poison beans,so Police com release am yestaday.Dat guy don broke die,na me give am d transport moni wey him take com here sefKelvin added.e gud 4 am,shebi nahim sabi save moni pass,now him go go back 2 Benue wit no moni,all d tin wey him plan 2 do him no go do am,me i get lyk 300k 4 my acct nowi said.hw u go take do dos ur tins wey burn na?i asked Kelvin. oboy na only my statement of result b d only original wey burn,d rest na photocopy.But i go go bak 2 my sch go collect anotha statement of result Kelvin said.... Just den,i sighted Sammy tryin 2 fin his way throu d crowd 2 com meet us. hw far Sammy?i said shaking hands wit him. i dey oh,i don collect my discharge certificate oh,una neva collect? Sammy said.We neva collect oh,but our turn don dey reachKelvin said.Just den,i saw d big sticking plaster on Sammys head.guy dat Suliat gal wan burst ur head oh,d gal na agbero oh,shebi we dey warn u dat tym u dey say we dey talk rubbishi said. guy my eye don clear now,dat gal na devil Sammy said wat made lafed.Afta i collected my discharge certificate, i chatted wit Ayo 4 a while sipping 4rm d bottle of Alomo he brought.I later saw Obinna who told me dat Ezenna was shot nd he died.He told me Ezenna joined a robbery gang in Oshogbo nd d police shot him hen he was trying 2 escape.D 2 persons i neva wanted 2 c was Chioma nd Juliet.I even saw Lampard nd Shakur, mehn! I savoured d fun memories abinitio our camp experience wit nostalgia(oyiborekpete) Ilorin Chei! Ilorin Chei! Chei Baba Ilorin.... How i wish he passed out wit us.But he caused it all by allowing his river Nigeroverflow into aKainji dam. I left Ilesa d next day afta i gave out wat was left of my properties 2 d church.I was happy, bcus i came,i saw hell i conquered.. . . . . . THE END whats yo say?
Posted on: Fri, 15 Aug 2014 20:09:07 +0000
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