HOW SOFTWARE COMPANIES HIRE PEOPLE? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ #Cognizant Method : Hire a lion... ask him to stay for late nights but give him no work to do. give him gobi 65 to eat again and again. hire 100 more lions but do not increase the space to sit give them same gobi 65 to eat hire 200 more....... and more ....... #Accenture Method: Hire a lion give him hell a lot of work and pay him government salary lion dies of hunger and frustration #IBMs metbod: hire a lion, give him a pink slip in an hour... he dies of unemployment... #Wipro Method: Hire a Lion, give him a mail Id. he will die receiving stupid mails all day........!!!! #TCS Method: *Hire a lion.... ** Send him to Chennai Ask him to stay on bench for a long time No hindi, kannada or no other languages speaking people other than TAMIL... No good food, No water..and specially No Beautiful girls And say him Go Ahead be a Tiger. Lion dies in confusion he is Tiger or lion......!! #Disclaimer: The events, characters, and company depicted in the post are fictitious. Any similarity to actual persons, living or dead, or to actual company, is purely coincidental.
Posted on: Sun, 27 Jul 2014 09:11:16 +0000
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