HOW TO BEHAVE WHEN GIVEN A LIFT FROM SHAGS. 1. keep time 2. Dont put your arms out of the window like a boss 3. If he (the car owner) is travelling with his family, take a back seat. Dont jostle for the front seat with the wife. 4. Dont turn yourself into a DJ: if he has tuned to Mayienga FM dont switch to Classic FM 5. Ask before you roll the window down; A/ C, etc=may be faulty 6. If you notice the car owner is travelling with a woman other than the wife you know, use your head. And dont start a conversation about the wife. It might well be that the car owner told the young lady he is single and innocent (should be available). 7. Avoid stupid questions like how much does a car like this one cost? 8. Dont turn the car into a pick-up, so that you go buying charcoal, potatoes, boiled bananas, etc along the road. Did you hire the car? 9. Note all hitch-hikers journeys end at Ambassadeur Hotel. Alight. 10. Carry appropriate items. Dont carry chicken, duck, puppy, changaa, etc, lest you leave your clansmans car dirty. 11. Before you hitch a lift, ensure you bathe, brush your teeth and dont eat a cocktail of all manner of foods e.g a mixed meal of mbuta and matumbo means youll be belching in your clansmans car throughout the journey. 12. Dont rear a snake in your pocket (meaning dont be too stingy or fear digging deep into your pocket). Even if you are broke, you can at least buy roast maize in Kericho for others in the car to chew.
Posted on: Tue, 08 Jul 2014 10:06:33 +0000
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