HOW TO GET A GOVERNMENT JOB: Getting a government job in Nigeria was a tricky business until yesterday when Oga GEJ gave us his little secret. I will let you in on it. Here is how. Apply for jobs and keep applying even if it involves spending money that you dont have on countless visits to internet cafes just keep applying. Dont give up, keep applying even if they ask you to pay the most important thing is to apply. They hardly even have the courtesy to call for Tests or Interviews so if they manage to call you make sure you go. Even if there are over six million of you and the jobs are just a little over 4000 with PDP taking about 2000 before the said interview/test, just make sure nothing stops you from attending. Even if the stadium is no place for an interview just make sure you go. This is where it is most interesting and important, make sure you die there at the stadium afterall it is your fault and impatience. Even if over 10,000 of you are to share a single entrance into the stadium just make sure you remember it is your fault that you died. When you die, begin to jubilate where ever you find yourself because your family will get not one, not two but three slots from the interview where you died. The one you have to figure out yourself is this: If you die and they give the job to other people, of what use is the job to you? GEJ has just made the term ghost worker legitimate.
Posted on: Thu, 20 Mar 2014 20:47:10 +0000
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