HOW TO GET N2M FROM YOUR GOVERNOR.(ONLY FOR POOR WIDOWS) 1. Dress in worn-out clothes. 2. Take some petty wares to trade on the street, on a day your state governor is on inspection tour. 3. Make sure you get arrested by his eager-to-please aides. Dont run away like your not-so-smart colleagues. 4. You must fall down and beg for mercy like you are about to be sent to hell by an angel of God. 5. Wail and point out to the governor that youre a poor widow. 6. Pray that your governor is high enough or angry enough to tell you to go and die! 7.Make sure you arrange for someone to make a video of all the above else you will be humiliated in vain. 8. Tell your friend to upload the video of your humiliation by your wicked governor on the social media for all to see how you were treated by the oga at the top of your state. 9.Pray that powerful Nigerians like Ambassador Bianca and Chief Fani-Kayode see the video ASAP. 10. Pray that opposition party members who want to discredit your governor will watch your video. DONT FORGET ME WHEN YOU HAMMER AND START DRINKING TEA WITH OGA OH!.
Posted on: Tue, 03 Dec 2013 13:12:06 +0000
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