HOW TO KNOW NIGERIA PLACES. 1. Two guys are fighting, a guy comes, sees them and walks away. Thats Lagos. 2. Two guys are fighting, a crowd gathers to watch, a guy comes, opens a bottle of beer and starts drinking. Thats Jos. 3. Two guys are fighting, a Man comes and says; God doesnt like this. They make peace. Thats Enugu. 4. Two guys are fighting, a guy comes, another guy comes and they starts arguing about who is right. You are in Sapele. 5. Two guys are fighting, somebody comes out from a nearby house and says; Dont fight in front of my house, go to somewhere else and keep fighting. Thats Benin. 6. Two guys are fighting, a crowd gathers and starts jubilating. Thats Ozoro. 7. Two guys are fighting, one runs away only to come back with Boko Haram and starts killing innocent people who knows nothing about the fight. Thats Maiduguri. 8. Two guys are fighting, a guy comes with a carton of beer, they all sits down and starts drinking the beer, insulting each other. And finally, they all go home as friends. Thats Warri. 9. Two guys are fighting, a guy comes and says; You people should continue fighting o, i must watch this fight finish. Thats Ughelli. 10. Two guys are fighting, one of them starts calling the other one thief, cultist, armed robber. A mob gathers, sets the accused ablaze and burns the accused to death. Thats Aluu. 11. Two guys are fighting, the two of them takes a time out to call their friends with their phones. Now fifty guys are fighting. Thats Ibadan. 12. Two guys are fighting, a guy comes and tries to make peace between them. The two guys comes together and beats him up. Thats Bauchi. Add Yours.
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