HOW TO MAKE PIZZA. The necessary ingredients: 1 KG Wheat flour, 1 KG Salt, 1 KG Sugar, 1 KG Baking powder, 1 KG washing powder, 1 KG Chilly powder and 1 KG Secret Ingredients ( I will supply that). Mix them all in one gallon of water, put that mixture in freezer, cut them into different shapes. Yes, The PIZZA is ready. Taste it, you can understand! Getting angry, feeling confused? Dont worry!, you see, I named it as Pizza, You are expected to believe it, accept it and eat it! Why worry, what is in it or what is not in it? You trust the name, it is PIZZA only. Only the name matters, not the core! Not convinced? I will give you another example; We all are called Christians; That is our name! Why worry what is in us or what is not in us? We fill our days with partying and dirtying, so what? Just see the name! We fill our minds with lust and dust, so what? Just see the name! We fill our houses with wealth and filth, so what? Just see the name! We fill our mouths with backbiting and snake biting, so what? Just see the name! The name is Christian, are we not accepting it, believing it? Only the name matters, not the core! So, accept my PIZZA recipe! Believe it, taste it!, I named it as PIZZA, dont worry! I tell you a secret, JESUS took me to MARTHAS kitchen at MARS and personally gave me that recipe! Believe it, taste it, It is PIZZA only! , not ready? OK, for your sake, I rename it, CHRISTIAN PIZZA, is it OK now? Only the name matters! Difficult to digest, then dont eat but sell: I send you CHRISTIAN PIZZA; You sell them! Be my business partner, fifty-fifty. If you are loyal, you and your family can enjoy one month Jerusalem tour, The firm will take care of all the expenses(except the PIZZA charges); Dont worry about the people, They may have THE BOOK, but wont check the original recipe! Suppose if there is a serious person, just promise him, I will send my new DVD free of cost to him How to make DEEPLY MATURED CHRISTIAN PIZZA? Even after this, if he doubts the recipe and not trusts the name, Just inform him that we want to make him our Board member! Yes, I know your potential, you will be prosperous! Dont worry about the cost of your share! You are so special, selected for this end time, so Just sell your birthright and be my partner! Be firm about our firm; Remember, your calling is promoting our firms name, CARRY ON CHRISTIANS PIZZA. Your labor is not in vain; you will be rewarded! You better set aside THE BOOK of original recipe, And read the above instructions again and again! GOD BLESS YOU! Biblically yours, Rt. St. Tt. Rev.Sev.Tev.DR A GEORGE, A.D, C.D, D.PIZZA, PhD(MARS). FOUNDER- DIRECTOR(PERMANENT) CARRY ON CHRISTIANS PIZZA. (King Ahab Gold medallion winner for the prompt supply of Bread to Elijah, Jezebel best project award winner for the project Meat, Meet; Eat, Cheat; Life member- Gehazi greedy servants international, Awarded Iscariot Memorial Scholarship for PIZZA Leadership Training, Author of 666 books, yet to be published ) P.S: This is a confidential letter exclusively designed for you, so dont share with your friends; but, if you share them, dont forget to inform them that this is a confidential letter and not to be shared with their friends, but if they share ..... ....... ......... ......... ............ EACH OF US SHALL GIVE ACCOUNT OF HIMSELF TO GOD.( ROMANS 14: 12).
Posted on: Wed, 29 Jan 2014 04:22:11 +0000
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