HOW TO MESS IN PUBLIC AND RETAIN YOUR IMAGE. To mess for public dey sweet but if dem catch you, no be small embarasment o! Just follow dis guidelines and you are on your way to being a star in this profession. 1. When you enter a hall, check the wind direction, if na closed hall with air condition or fan, beta for you. Maximum impact. 2. Make sure say you sidon face the wind direction. ... 3. Make sure say you get enof leg space. U go soon know why! 4. Form ajebo by crossin your legs every now and then. 5. You don ready to execute, try hold am until time wey the hall dey noisy incase your mess na the type wey dey sound like AK47. 6. Now carefuly cross your leg, right over left. 7. Elevate the right yansh. 8. Release small (sound check) 9. If no sound, allow make the mess flow steady. 10. Allow time for proper circulation. NOTE: 1. Make sure say no be you be the first person to complain. 2. When people begin dey shout "Jesus" who do dis wan. E no go better for the person wey do this kind thin," simply ask "why some persons no fit respect themselves for public places?na wa o" 3. No shout pass others if not you go become suspect. 4. Take style disengage from the area, relocate to another zone and repeat the exercise! Trust me, you will go places with this profession. The world must hear of you more than Micheal Jackson... Lol.
Posted on: Sun, 09 Jun 2013 22:51:18 +0000
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