HOW WE DEFEATED LKISHAMI AT “BACK TO SCHOOL” PARTY COMPETITION. Happy New year Good People, I want to begin the new year with good news and the Good news is we Lmooli Le Nkashe defeated Lkishami le Maama as usual in all fronts including an interesting thing called ‘Back to School’ party on the eve of the new year. I am privillaged to have been among the Lmooli demolition team along side His Majesty Amos Lentoimaga of Ample Studios, His Imperial Highness Simon Loipokopeny (Poko-Alone), The Duke of Baragoi-shire Marios Lerugum, The Consul of Masikita-ham Joseph Lekoom (Joe Adamson Kommy), Emanuel Kamlesh Letipila and Rear Admiral JJ Lekiyoo. This were the exterminators who defeated Lkishami in that disco dance on behalf of Lmooli – Kenya. At a glance, this is how we Lmooli le Nkashe were dressed, PL Lempei who have since rebranded to Ltinka lang’ oiroshi had the best punk hairstyle of this decade only rivaled by Mike Sonko, A.M Lento had the latest Co-dry trouser manufactured in 1986, Emanuel Letipila the first Lmooli to eat a sausage had the best Avanti shirt while Marios Lerugum resurfaced with a Tokyo Trouser and Mocassins the only remaining pair in East and Central Africa. On the other hand, the bad looking Lkishami were in school uniform I suspect from Nkue e Ntome. Their Leader was Lengala School-Boy who had a blue shirt with a clashing yellow trouser like that worn when extinguishing fire, Leruso Mericana had a red sweater with a green short trouser which gave him a look like that of a monitor lizard, George Lempei had un matching socks while Leakono Lastborn having a Nginyira in one leg and a boot on the other…. The rest had Shukas. Very very analoque indeed. That said and done DJ Gab Lenengwesi released the first vibe of…..Barua ngapi nimeandika kwa njia ya Muziki…na nyimbo ngapi nimeandika zisizo na riziki…..mpenzi..mpenzi…mpenzi…. Ladies and Gentlemen, we all ran mad. AM Lento was invited for a dance by a tall elegant Lkishami Nkarkun and what followed can only be called electric! The dancing techniques he deployed were last seen during Break Dance in 1976. At the corner, Marios and Lekiyo were doing a combination of Rock and Roll and Lingala ya Yesu. I and Kamlesh Letipila were leading an aerial assault and were standing on the table as our legs do footwork while Lkishami Nkarkun lean on our 32 inches Chest (Mbutuai)…we performed the style called chini kwa chini which was last deployed in Hiroshima and Nagasaki while practicing Shotokan- Karate…….Wacha tu! By the time we reached, ….Najiangalia kwa kioo…kioo…kiooo ili nijue tofauti ya jana na leo, I saw DJ Lekiyoo take charge as he stretch his muscular legs to 180 degrees while completely out of mind as Joe Kommy had his ribs almost breaking as he twist his modern waist near Nkarkuni Fulani. We took charge of the floor until all Lkishami walked away Nkarkuni-less. We Lmooli Le Lkashe retreated to our usual Supuko Le Atiti with all Nkarkun of Course. HAPPY NEW YEAR 2015 -LOVE YOU ALL!
Posted on: Mon, 05 Jan 2015 12:14:46 +0000
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