HUMOUR: THE GOOD NEWS, BY BISI OGUNBADEJO First Lady: I hear Ebola has stopped killing our innocent women....and people? Aide: Yes, Madam. We thank God. I have the good news here. First Lady: Good. What is it? Aide: Who declares Nigeria Ebola-free. First Lady: You are the expert, tell me!” Aide: Thats what Im telling you, ma. First Lady: Thats what Im asking you. Who declares Nigeria Ebola-free? Aide: Yes, ma. First Lady: Just tell me the persons name. Aide: Who, ma, The organisation First Lady: Okay, tell me the organisation’s name. Aide: Who, ma. First Lady: I mean the name of the organisation that declares Nigeria Ebola-free. Aide: Yes, ma! Who” First Lady: You are asking me, again? Aide: Im telling you Who is the name of the organisation, ma. First Lady: Well, for the last time, who declared Nigeria free of Ebola? Aide: Yes, ma. You got it! Thats their name!. First Lady: “Na you only waka come? How many women follow you come? Aide: Five, ma! First Lady: Bring them in! Maybe they’ll know who because you don’t!” Aide: Yes, ma. First Lady to women: My fellow women, do you know who declared Nigeria Ebola-free? Women: (All five): Yes ma, we know! It’s all over today papers! First Lady: Tell me, jare, who? Women: (All five): WORLD HEALTH ORGANISATION!” First Lady: Ah-hen!...WORLD HEALTH ORGANISATION! You see yourself, now Aide? Aide: That’s what I’ve been saying too, ma. WHO IS WORLD HEALTH ORGANISATION! First Lady: You still they ask? You no dey hear word, Aide! The women just told us! There is God o!” P.S: There are thirty-seven First Ladies in Nigeria.
Posted on: Wed, 22 Oct 2014 08:37:16 +0000
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