HUSBAND: Love, I just received a call, mother (mama) passed away. Shall we go to town and get some necessities for the funeral? Please write a list and then we can go. WIFE: A list wont be necessary, well just get 2cabbages & 2 litres of cooking oil & 10kg of Rice. HUSBAND: Is it going to be enough? WIFE: No need to waste money, of course it’s going to be enough! They left for town and after getting two cabbages and 2 litres of & cooking oil & Rice. HUSBAND: Is dat all? Wife: Yes lets not wasting money on the funeral. They then hit the road and where the road branches to different places, the husband driving, took a turn to his wifes home. WIFE: Where are we going? I thought you said we are going to the funeral, your mother passed away. HUSBAND: Yes we are; it’s YOUR mother who passed away. WIFE (shocked & crying): But that grocery is not enough! Let’s go back and get some more stuff! HUSBAND: NO! I asked you over and over if it was all that was needed and you said yes; so we are not going back!
Posted on: Wed, 19 Mar 2014 12:04:29 +0000
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