Had a National Lampoons Christmas Vacation moment this morning... So Im out walking my pups and I stopped to pick up Teddys business. As I am standing under a tree that the pups seem quite excited over and checking out with much curiosity, I was tying the poop bag and BOOM, THUD, SPLAT, WTF!?!?, SCREAMS, OMG, HANDS frantically flaying about as I am swearing and hearing screeches from under my chin... Dogs do nothing! My chest is burning! I look around, shaking, dumb founded, then I see that NO ONE saw this... I start laughing hysterically trying to figure out what the hell had just happened to me! A squirrel had fallen from the tree, ONTO MY CHEST and screeched and clawed just above my girls! And I never saw him, he was so quick the leap off of me and he was gone!!! I am just so thankful that he did not attach to my face and attack me! I hear they can be vicious! And thanks to my dogs for not doing a DAMN THING!! I now have scratches in my cleavage! Lol! #WishiHadVideoofThis #WonderHowCrazyiLooked #TheOddsofThisHappening!!!
Posted on: Tue, 23 Sep 2014 21:05:48 +0000
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