Had a few buddies over from work last night and as the beer started flowing, the jokes started coming and they all seemed to be directly pointing/aiming at the fresh Lieutenant... Everybody had Lieutenant jokes...lol I took it for about an hour and then I fired one back at them (hey eventually you grow tired of people talking smack…), which shut every one of them up....It went something like this…ME: Yeah, I’ll be the young dumb Lieutenant today and next week and play into your game cause I knew it was coming, however there is one thing that this young LT has done that none of you turds have done or probably want do cause your too damn scared and lazy, and the sad part of it is, you all have like 15 years in the Army.... HIM: “What’s that young cherry LT???” ME: “I’ve got the balls to throw people out of airplanes…So when you call me young LT just make sure you put a “JUMPMASTER” behind it or before it…The difference between you and me, is you’re a jumper and I have to put your Paratroopers out the door for you….” The room got silent….You could have cut the tension in the room with a butter knife lol…All the damn young cherry LT jokes stopped all of a sudden, and then they was all focused on the cards they had in their hands…One of the spouses said “What is that, a Jumpmaster?” Her husband begins to try and tell her what a Jumpmaster is, then I spoke up and said “Hey, you have no business explaining to her what it is…That’s my job…You’re still just a jumper…You don’t possess those credentials, Jumper….” ….lmao Overall it was a good Thanksgiving turnout!!!
Posted on: Fri, 29 Nov 2013 17:29:04 +0000
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