Had a morning workout with Melissa Lynn. It was great but the - TopicsExpress



          

Had a morning workout with Melissa Lynn. It was great but the morning irked me really bad. They have a machine called the Total Body Enhancement machine. Its a neat bugger that you stand in for 12 mins as it vibrates at different frequencies to improve circulation and tighten skin so that you have a fair fight against cellulite. Like all the black card services, there is a sign up process. As I exited the machine this rather large woman was arguing with the staff and this latina woman that it was her turn, when the latina woman clearly signed up before her. First off honey, I have seen you come and work out eating 20 tootsie rolls while you wait to use the TBE machine then leaving when done is not doing you any favors. Second just because you are white does not entitle any special priority, them days are done. Finally, you could stand to eat a salad every now and again instead of sitting there ordering Texas Size Combos from DQ with large blizzards extra toppings [at] the top of your lungs, broadcasting this to the entire facility. You have successfully made us aware tjat you about to go on to chug fat. Oh and the TBE machine DOES NOT tan, so you can quit bragging to your sister about your skin getting darker cause you is still white as a white sheet fresh out of a wash with a gallon of bleach, okaaaaay!
Posted on: Tue, 18 Mar 2014 20:40:21 +0000

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