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Had the distinguished honor of obliterating a water bug the size of my ankle with a boken, bleach, and a jet lighter last night. The damn thing had wings. WINGS! 1. Dog days of summer, please f**k off. 2. NY DOT, please stop unnecessarily jackhammering outside my place and do your shotty, temporary roadwork construction elsewhere. 3. Global warming, please give me back my spring and fall. Thanks. Sincerely, Damian V.
Posted on: Mon, 04 Aug 2014 16:57:45 +0000

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