Had the strangest urge earlier today to get in my 2,000 pound - TopicsExpress



          

Had the strangest urge earlier today to get in my 2,000 pound automobile made of metal, glass, and highly flammable/explosive liquids, and quickly accelerate the WHOLE thing [including my own frail human body] towards DANGEROUS speeds while also texting and NOT paying attention AT ALL. Then I decided against it, and instead just stayed home. Phone off. Practicing my COMMON SENSE like the boring yet STILL ALIVE person that I am. Call me old fashioned. TEXT me old fashioned. If I dont answer Im probably too busy DRIVING & TRYING TO NOT SCORE A VEHICULAR MANSLAUGHTER CHARGE. ...that is all for today.
Posted on: Tue, 29 Apr 2014 00:40:30 +0000

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