***Hahaaa hilarious!!!*** Characteristics of a Nairobi Chiq 1).She goes by mat upto westy tmall only to take a three sok cub to black diamond to fika in ‘style’ 2).wakivaa tyts na sandak na waterfall… baaas wamefika… 3).Na kuvaa high heels then wanatembea ka flamingo za lake nakuru during dry spel. 4).She has this SPIDER tattoo in a very soft part of her anatomy but wil scream her lungs out at the sight of a COCKROACH a meter away. 5).wamepaka lips na duracoat macho wakapaka na crown paint na uso wakatumia sadolin 6).on her fb she states she lives in ohio..bt wen thea s blackout…she updates kenya power sucks 7).the wig on her head is brighter than her future. 8). Her eye shadow overshadows her eyes. 9).She carries Nitalala Wapi (very big handbag) 10).She studied in Sri lanka but came back with an American accent. 11).She speaks Kiswanglish for instance: “I kulad lunch then pandad mat and shukad town. I met kina Joan and we tembelead Sally. Aki we ongead mob storo till jioni then we endad kwa pub and kunywad till che. Jeez, somebody shoot me.’’ 12).She meets her girlfriends and jumps while screaming 13).She’s in high heels, pierced the whole body. 14).She wants to hug everyone. She wears a micro mini and still tries to pull it down to her knees 15).Her favorite heels have a worn out sole but she won’t get off them! 16).She’s in leggings and bare backs on a cold day 17).She pretends not to know you when she’s with her pals in town. 18).Wakes up very early as if she’s going to work only to go to a salon for muchene or an M-pesa Agent 19).She wears shades in the dark She wears winter boots in the scorching sun…
Posted on: Sun, 07 Jul 2013 17:01:27 +0000
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