Hahaha..cant forget the day Nelson went to school one morning with an empty stomach and it was an English class. Just about 5years ago. Mrs. Akpan entered the class with her face looking tough and serious. After greeting her, she asked us to have our seat. She wrote on the board what is a verb and called out at nelson to answer the question. Mrs. Akpan:you, pointing at nelson, what is a Verb? Nelson:looking so fraustrated, a Verb is a valve found in bicycle tyre. Mrs. Akpan: What are you saying? Nelson: It is a complete sentence ma. Mrs. Akpan: Are you mad? Nelson: It is a question ma. Mrs. Akpan: Dont be stupid. Nelson: It is an advice ma. Mrs. Akpan: Stop that nonsense. Nelson: It is a command ma. Mrs. Akpan: Youre an idiot. Nelson: It is an insult ma. Mrs. Akpan: Get out of my class. Nelson: It is an order ma. Mrs. Akpan: Oh! Goodness, What a boy! Nelson: It is an exclamation ma. Mrs. Akpan: May God have mercy on you. Nelsön: It is a good prayer ma. Mrs. Akpan: You need to see a doctor. Nelson: It is a suggestion ma. Mrs. Akpan: I rest my case. Nelsön: It is your choice ma, if you like. ....... Hunger can squeeze out the best in you......
Posted on: Thu, 20 Mar 2014 07:09:59 +0000
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