Hahahaah ... Now its time for # 3 ... HANUKAH SONG (III) LYRICS - ADAM SANDLER Give it up for the The Drei-Dels Put on your yarmulke Its time for Chanukah (sounds good guys) Get your friend Veronica For the miracle of Chanukah. Chanukah is the festival of lights. One day of presents? Hell no we get eight crazy nights. But if you still feel like the only kid in town without a Christmas tree I guess my first two songs didnt do it for you So here comes number three! Ross and Phoebe from Friends say the Chanukah blessing. So does Lennys pal Squiggy and Will & Grace’s Debra Messing. Melissa Gilbert and Michael Landon never mixed meat with dairy. Maybe they should have called that show Little Kosher House on the Prairie. We got Jerry Lewis, Ben Stiller and Jack Black. Tom Arnold converted to Judaism, but you guys can have him back! (Just kidding Tommy!) We may not get to kiss underneath the mistletoe But we can do it all night long with Deuce Bigalow! (Im Jewish!) Put on the yarmulke Here comes Chanukah The guy in Willie Nelsons band who plays harmonica Celebrates Chanukah. Tiny Elvis everyone, tiny Elvis. Schneider, I didn’t even know that you were Jewish. I’m a Filipino Jew. In fact, I have to get home and light the first pig! Osama bin Laden--(Booo!)-- not a big fan of the Jews. Well, maybe thats because he lost a figure skating match to gold medalist Sarah Hughes, her mamas Jewish! Houdini and David Blaine escaped straightjackets with such precision. But the one thing they could not get out of Their painful circumcision. As for Half-Jewish actors, Sean Penn is quite the great one, And Marlon Brando not a Jew at all , But it looks to me like he ate one. Gwyneth Paltrow is half Jewish But an full time Oscar winner Jennifer Connelly’s half Jewish too And Id like to put some more in her Theres Lou Reed, Perry Ferrell, Beck and Paula Abdul. Joey Ramone invented punk rock music But first came Hebrew school. Natalie Portmanukah Its time to celebrate Chanukah. I hope I get an Abrtronicah, On this joyful, toyful Chanukah. So get a high colonicah And soil your long johnukahs If you really really wantukah. Have a happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy Happy Chan-u-kah!
Posted on: Thu, 05 Dec 2013 03:17:11 +0000
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