......Hahahahahahahaha... I know this is a spoof... but ya gotta think... A spoof about a REAL Moronic Problem! ---->> TRUE STORY !! .... I got a REAL IUD from my Exs Dr because I do shit thats usually Off The Chain... Well.. I took this IUD and put it on a nice fine Gold Chain & made a unique necklace for around my neck. Its amazing how many people, especially women, even ones who have USED IUDs, do not know what they look like. Well... I was in a Tiki Bar down here in the Island where I live... ( its kinda like Maybury here. Everyone knows everyone,...)... and I ran into my Dr who was having dinner with another Dr from town. As I was talking to him .. he kept staring at my IUD Necklace.. and finally he said... Is that what I think that is, around your neck?... and of course I took hold of it and held it up... and said... Why yes... if you think its an IUD, then your right. I use it for Birth Control. .... At that point he said.... Uh you know thats NOT how your supposed to wear it, Right?.... and I said... Oh yes it is...!... at that point I took it and said... Ya see doc... you wear it this way for LESBIAN Birth Control.... You see if you put this in your mouth..... ... and at that point I put the IUD, that is still attached to the Gold Chain, at a length that would let me just put it in my mouth.... and I am now talking with it in my mouth . . ... and if you do this ... You cant get Pregnant !!! . . . At this point I remove my hand... and the IUD is in my mouth, with the Gold Chain on it... and I put my hands up ... like Im doing this Hands Free! WELL... My Dr and the Dr that was with him almost CHOKED from Laughing so hard!! I mean they couldnt even answer me, because of this fit of Uncontrollable Laughter !!! . . . I had that necklace for the longest time... but, sad to say... one day in the shower, one of the arms on the T broke off. ! I was CRUSHED! I asked a Pharmacists friend of mine if he could get me one, and he said yes... but they cost... ( ..wait for it...) . . they cost.... .... These things are just a piece of tiny plastic formed into a T with some small copper wire wrapped around the stalk of the T ..... THATS IT!.... And they wanted like $1000 for this little shit? . . . . So.. if any of you wimmin are thinking of removing your IUD... I am RECYCLING them! Im thinking it would be quite the Money making and UNIQUE form of jewelry ... Send them to ME! . . . . I will Pay the Shipping!!! Bwahahahahaha. . . . ...(... And Please... No IUDs with Googlely Eyes Please.!!) https://youtube/watch?v=R9Nzm6qzkNc&feature=youtu.be . . .
Posted on: Sun, 31 Aug 2014 10:56:13 +0000
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