Hail Citizens. With excitement mounting, we, your Grand Vizier, have arranged for good weather here in Lambethistan to allow every citizen to get out and vote. Just in case you find it difficult to reach a polling station, we have pre-filled ballot papers on your behalf. If you do manage to get to a ballot box and make the correct choice that vote will, of course, be added to the total votes for independence. Groups of persuaders will call door to door to help the elderly, infirm and lazy to make the only choice possible in the face of the outrageous lies being spread by the vermin in Westminster and Chelsea. Invitations to the victory celebrations have already been sent out to all the important people, no replies so far but they will all come running or face a day of judgement. With support coming from as far afield as North Korea, where Stewie Griffin, their leader, has expressed his desire to trade with us. How can we fail? Salute Citizens, the day is at hand, tomorrow belongs to us. HEIL.
Posted on: Tue, 16 Sep 2014 11:04:05 +0000
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