Halloween humor from my sister: :) A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the driver is very handsome-- and that he wont stop staring at her. She asks him why hes staring. He replies, I have a question to ask you but I dont want to offend you. She answers, My son, you cannot offend me. When youre as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. Im sure that theres nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive. He replies, Well, Ive always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me. She responds, Well, lets see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single, and #2, you must be Catholic. The cab driver is very excited and says, Yes, Im single and Catholic! OK, the nun says. Pull into the next alley. There the nun fulfills his fantasy, with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. My dear child, says the nun, why are you crying? Forgive me but Ive sinned, he says. I lied and I must confess: Im married and Im Jewish. The nun says, Thats OK. My name is Kevin and Im going to a Halloween party.
Posted on: Tue, 29 Oct 2013 12:46:09 +0000
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