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Halloween is upon us and me. But in Kettering, Ohio its problematic. According to the weather channel rain is what will greet us between 6 and 8 PM. I bought $32.25 worth of tooth decaying, diabetes causing and sickeningly cloying candy. My bet was that Id get about 30 beggars knocking most unwantably (coin a word) upon my door. So I filled 30 sandwich bags, each with the following: one full-sized Reeses peanut butter cups (two to a package) and then three mini candy bars, those being Snickers, Butterfingers and Almond Joy. But if theres rain, maybe the costumed urchins wont trick or treat. Then to whom do I donate this unwholesome junk food? I wont eat it. (ETOH drinkers dont like sweets.) Guess Ill take it Fairmont High School and thusly contribute to the national pandemic of childhood obesity.
Posted on: Thu, 31 Oct 2013 11:51:40 +0000

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