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Happy Birthday to Chris Cavanaugh. He was the first man ever to strap a dildo to my back like a shark fin. I just wish I was still around to give you a briefcase full of toe nail clippings. Seriously, though, Cav, I love you like a brother. May the tongue of poseidon always tickle the inner-webbings of your feet after a long run; and may your gimps fail, for eternity, to find access to a working phone line. Bethany Wilson, do me a favor, feed this man grapes; read him the finest, most pretentious, literature found in the English literary canon; and most importantly, give him a bear hug on my behalf. Seriously, love you, dude.
Posted on: Sat, 29 Mar 2014 17:59:51 +0000

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