Happy Constitution Day... "This day isn’t important.There are far more significant days in the year: • Labor Day, when we pretend to care about other people’s jobs while frolicking at the beach. • Election Day, when we pretend we’re making a difference by voting. • Martin Luther King, Jr. Day and Susan B. Anthony Day, when we pretend to be politically correct. • Memorial Day, when we pretend that we live in a free country because of all the people who were killed in the government’s senseless wars. • Flag Day, when we pretend the government is America.• Veterans Day (formerly Armistice Day, when we pretended that World War I made the world safe for democracy). • National Teachers Day, when we pretend our children are getting an education. • Earth Day, when we pretend that making the government more powerful will make the environment cleaner. • United Nations Day, when we pretend to believe all those inane statements about world peace......"
Posted on: Tue, 17 Sep 2013 14:42:53 +0000