Happy Mothers Day guys! I expect youve all cooked breakfasts or bought flowers or something like that. Me, I like to treat my mum. Ive decided to give her the ultimate present by gifting her a vuvuzela and tickets to the Champo Final. Put the date in that fancy new diary you got your mum - April 25th. Its a point of pride for parents when they can tell their coworkers at the office how their son won the Gabbot Europa League with Lobbing Seaman. You owe them that moment of glee. Whilst on the subject of pride, it is with great pleasure that I can officially confirm that high-flying Hammers winger Matt Jarvis will be hosting a trophy presentation on Wednesday April 30th. A shout out to Mr Crockford for this one - he spared no expense in convincing Jarvis that were top quality footballers and it would be worth meeting the future England internationals. Remember to high five him in the corridors when you see him or fist bump or something to show your gratitude. The incentive for winning these tournaments just got a lot bigger. Might I propose having all games at the same time this week as last? I dont know if thats a stupid idea, feel free to tell me if it is. But since were all playing the same teams for the 2nd leg, I figure why not save myself some time and just say same times as last week. This theoretically works for everyone, except Scoregasms and Texas Oldham will need to catch up this week. So can one of those legs be at 1:10 on Wednesday, and the other at 5:40 on Thursday? And move Puyol Pants Down vs Every Holes A Goal to 5:40 on Thursday as well? That way all quarter finals will be done this week! It was certainly a controversial week from start to finish. Jimmy Gourlays dubious penalty decision in the YiNan vs Borussia Teeth game wasnt taken advantage of as Oli Vyvyan saved a sub-standard Archie Foy penalty. BTEC Boyz were outraged by human wrecking ball David Birch before he scored the only goal of the first leg. And Roo Hines false claims that I tripped him in the box were waved away by Roux de Buisson as Norfolk suffered a shock 2-1 defeat to Lobbing Seaman. This is knockout football and every kick from now on counts hugely. Might I remind everyone, even as the pressure rises, to do their best to keep their cool and minimise the number of imaginary yellow and red cards this week. It wont help your team if you get sin binned in a close tie. Without further ado, the Harrichael Team Of The Week: Toby Ellis - one of only 3 keepers to keep a clean sheet in the first leg, it was a bad week for defending. Of those three, the Petr Cech Yourself keeper saw the most action and thus makes his first appearance in the TOTW. Mikey Wicherek - scored goal of the tournament, a sizzling volley from a tight angle which beat Exeter keeper Harry Sherman to level the score at 1-1. He went on to lead Pathetico to a 4-2 victory. All eyes will be on the second leg. George Cairns - another cracking finish, his eye for goal pushing Lobbing Seaman into the lead twice against Norfolk N Chance and giving them a serious tip for the semi finals if he can recreate that form this week. Josh Roux De Buisson - they had to fight from behind, but Every Holes A Goal eventually managed to get the win against a competitive Puyol Pants Down. In reality, it was a fantastic team effort, but I can only pick one EHAG player, and Josh didnt let the Puyol keepers rest easy at any point in the game, firing in shots from all angles. Harry Elphick - Even with the deflections that led to his goals against Breast Homage, such a rampant victory wouldnt have been possible without his tireless runs and pinpoint passing. Crystal Phallus have almost put this tie beyond all doubt. Almost. Ill leave you with a reminder of the first leg results: Inter YiNan 2-2 Borussia Teeth Every Holes A Goal 3-2 Puyol Pants Down Pathetico Madrid 4-2 Exeter Gently Crystal Phallus 4-1 Breast Homage Albion Saviles Boca Juniors 1-0 BTEC Boyz Balls Deep 8-0 Blink 1-Etoo Tekkerslovakia 1-4 Chamakh My Pitch Up Petr Cech Yourself 2-0 Expected Toulouse LeaveMyArsealona 2-1 DJ Will Fix It Lobbing Seaman 2-1 Norfolk N Chance 2 Goals 1 Cup 10-1 NotInHer Forest
Posted on: Sun, 30 Mar 2014 11:42:43 +0000
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