Happy birthday to my little twin brothers. Hard to believe that you guys are 17 now. I remember looking at the ultrasound picture when i found out i was getting another younger sibling. I mistook the two heads in the picture for breasts for some reason and thought i was finally gonna have a sister. Then mom explained that they were heads and was excited that i would be an older brother to twins.. Matthew Zerby, i hope you know that at one point you were actually Michael Zerby and that we painted your toenails so we could tell you apart. You guys had to have gotten mixed up at least once. Either way, i dropped you when you were just months old, and i can drop you now too. So dont think youre big just because youre almost 18. I dont care if theres two of you, mom could have had triplets and that wouldnt change anything. Also i have been brainwashing you guys since you got home from the hospital, well Michael anyways. Remember that i talked you into saying my name before you said anything else. My name is hard to say for a kiss whos just learning to talk. You pronounced it better than youre 5 almost 6 year old nephew can pronounce it now. And the fact that you threw on some Spandex this year and roll around on matts with other sweaty boys doesnt make you tough. Stick with football and baseball, especially you Matthew (maybe Michael), left handed pitchers are money at your age. Just know that lefties creep me out and have a shorter life expectancy than normal people. Probably do to all the power tools that are made for right handers. Mom should have tied your hand behind your back so you could have learned to use the right one. Im proud of you guys though. Hard workers and good athletes. Even though you guys look like every evil set of twins in any movie ever. You guys should have auditioned for Harry potter. Jk, but seriously, happy birthday guys. Be safe. See you this weekend for your birthday lashes. Love and miss you little shits. No homo. Later
Posted on: Thu, 24 Jul 2014 17:17:55 +0000
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