Hats on in a nightclub, sleeveless denim jackets ( who are you ? Duncan from BLUE? ) Tattoo on your face or side of your neck? ( probably a rose or your dead grannies name ) wearing baseball tops in a club? Sorry who do you get your style insoriation from? Scott from geordie shore? Floral t-shirts? leopard print t-shirts or renaissance t-shirts? VOMIT People that say mon da bhoys, mon the reds, Waiting all year round to wear a suit at your best friends,aunties uncles wedding so you can get a photo of yerself looking fresh brah Sick bro Thinking that a louis copeland suit is da beez kneez. Check out savile row and get back to reality bro... talking about football in the changing rooms of the gym when you clearly much prefare to watch hollyoaks omnibus on a sunday. ( NOT ME I SWEAR ) Going for a carvery Some people that say ah a Hill billys would sort this hangover out Time cures a hangover not deep fried chicken and greasy chips. I Do love a good aul fry Shut up ye sap, A Fry is over rated, it,s cooked in grease and is literally one of the worst things you can put in your body! ( Literlly had one on sat, was lovely )_ I would murder a drink? Really you dont have a job, a car or a relationship, so before you become a murderer id pass my driving exam first bro. Being 23 or over and and doing or saying any of these things annoys me. I literally lose sleep over it. Also fast & furious movies? If you have enjoyed anymore than the 1st one youre done for! I would literally give up on all your hopes and dreams and go to ( insert shit nightclub here ) wear a baseball cap, Flex your steroid filled biceps and wait around to meet some lash of a bird in her maxi dress/ crop top / illuminious coloured top from the ilac, get married,knock out 3 bambinos and become that legend you have always been destined to be. Also: Paulo nutini? Who are you? a 33 yr old that works in finance? Stick on a bit of good music and actually listen to the lyrics.... Go to an art gallery, a museum the bloody park, get a bit of oscar wilde into ye and actually OPEN YOUR MIND.
Posted on: Wed, 24 Sep 2014 19:54:40 +0000
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