Have you ever stepped on a squeaking rubber chicken? No? Then you are invited to my house so we can turn the lights off and you can try to make your way to another room 1) without peeing on yourself from the noise the compressed dog toy has just made under your foot and is not expected 2) without screaming the f-bomb at the top of your lungs, 3) without falling over because the rubber chicken is hard and 4) without threatening to kill your spouse for laughing at you. Just another day at the Johnson/Morrison house....thanks Deb Johnson for that damn toy.
Posted on: Fri, 12 Jul 2013 03:04:10 +0000
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