Having just bought some Viagra the man was eager to try it out, he takes one as soon as he gets home, and waits for his wife to come home from work, but in his excitement he forgets and leaves the package open on the table and his cockatoo eats all of them. Seeing this and panicking the man grabs the bird and stuffs him into the freezer to cool off. Unfortunately, his Viagra kicks in just as his wife comes home and it is hours later before he remembers the cockatoo. He runs and looks in the freezer expecting the worst, only to find the bird breathing heavily, drained with sweat and totally exhausted. What happened? the man asks. You were in there for hours and yet youre not only alive but youre sweating like crazy? The cockatoo pants, Man, have you ever tried to pry apart the legs a frozen chicken?
Posted on: Sun, 04 May 2014 05:38:37 +0000
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