He wakes up highly upset I jump outta bed slipping on my fuzzy sock about to bust the shit outta my ass!! Grab him hold him tight as he cries asking whats wrong mama man... he kicks and throws his hands and neck all over the place... in my mind what in the hell is wrong with him give him kisses as we walk to the kitchen rapid fast whip up a hot bottle run back into the room throw on my Robe an sit him in my lap STILL a combative baby... ok pops bottle in his mouth he spits milk back out hmmm ok wrap him up walk back and forth threw the bed room turn on baby music rubs his back still upset baby last but not least check pamper ewhhhhh nasty pamper OKAY thats the problem grab all my gadgets to change his diaper he is super mad now yelling to the top of his lungs kick in and moving poop all over the place.... finally get poop cleaned up grab clean diaper and Im getting a shower all over my face and my shirt.. and he stops crying and smiles making a cute noise... hmmmm of course Im mad but I clean that up and apply another clean diaper as I talk my shit saying ion know what kindah kinky stiff you on son but mama is not that type of girl she is not a fan of the pee on me thing inlay he smiles.... *sigh* now Im welcome to mommy world I taste my childs pee unexpectedly.. now he is over here snoring like Elliot with his mouth open... #storyofmylife
Posted on: Wed, 26 Nov 2014 09:25:45 +0000
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