Hear me out on this: Johnny Depp once played Sweeney Todd, a murderous barber in 1840s London. Yes, he was a magnificent entrepreneur. He let Helena Bonham Carter bake his victims into pies and her business boomed as a result. However, people became suspicious and he fled town to avoid prosecution. He returned years later to exact his revenge on The Honorable Alan Rickman. Johnny Depp then investigated the Whitechapel (East London) murders in the 1880s, but he discovered that Jack the Ripper was a surgeon working for the Illuminati. But now in 2014, it turns out that the real Jack the Ripper was a murderous barber! Seriously. He pinned it on that harmless old man to throw suspicion from himself. I know the truth. Johnny Depp is an evil, time traveling barber From Hell.
Posted on: Mon, 08 Sep 2014 00:29:15 +0000
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