Height of Gr8 answers.....!!!!!!! Teacher-Chandragupta mourya kaun tha??? Student(dheere se)-Wo ganpatti bappa mourya ka relative tha....... Teacher-Jor se bolo??? Student-JAI MATA DI............:) Airhostess-Hello sir,,,,meal me kya order karna chahte hain?? Dehati Passenger-Poori,sabji,keer,mithai........ Airhostess-Sir aap kingfisher airlines me baithe hain,,,,vijay malya ke chauthe me ni........... Salesman-Madam ye cockroach wala spray le lijiye,,,,,,kafi asardaar hai....... Housewife-Dimag mat kharab karo,,,,,spray lagaya to laad pyaar me bigad kar kal ye doosth perfume lagane ko mangenge.........:) Ladka train me baat karne ke bahane se-Excuse me mam,,,,,aapka rumaal neeche gir gaya hai..... Ladki attitude me-Tumhe is se kya,,,,,tabse wahan us agarbatti se tumhara jacket bhi jal raha tha,,,,maine to kuch ni kaha..... Ladka-isliye to jab khidki ke paas tanga tumhara purse koi pocketmaar uda le gaya to maine bhi kuch ni kaha,,,,rumaal utha lo,,,,,era pen shayad uske neeche pada hai............:) Boy=I LOVE U........................... Girl-shakal dekhi hai apni jo propose karne aaya hai....... Boy-shakal dekhi hai tabhi to tujhe kiya ni to KATRINA KE PAAS NI JAATA.....................:)
Posted on: Tue, 25 Mar 2014 19:09:51 +0000
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