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Height of guessing an answer...... Teacher - who was chandra gupta morya. Santa - he was cousin of ganpati bappa morya.... ------------------------------------------------------ Boy: hey i bought a new i-phone 5 Girl: wow..... Konsi company ka??? Boy(): ja behen tu ghar ja, reebok ka laya hun... ----------------------------------------------------- Ek dum latest.... ✈✈✈✈✈✈ Air hostes to Pandit: Sir,kya lenge? Pandit-Puri,sabji,khir aur laddu. Air hostess-Sir,aap kingfisher k plane me baithe hai,Vijay malya k shraadh me nahi... 😀 ----------------------------------------------------- Sonakshi Sinha knocks on santas door: Kya aapke toothpaste me namak hai?? Santa: Chal bhaag Moti, ab thodi der me poochegi kya aapke shampoo me Chaatmasala hai!!! Sardaar dekha nahi ki shuru ho jaate hain!⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡ ------------------------------------------------------ Santa to Son: maths vich fail kyu hoya.. Son: 1st day teacher kendi 5+3=8.. Agle din kendi 6+2=8..fir kendi 4+4=8 ullu di pathi khud confusd hai mainu ki padaeygi..😛😛 ------------------------------------------------------ Mom to Children :- Jo meri baat maanega aur muze ulta jawab nahi dega, usko main Gift dungi Children :- Lo kar lo baat is tarah to saare gift Papa hi le jaayenge ... ----------------------------------------------------- Sir: Define Energy ? Santa: Sir pura nai aata hain, thoda last ka pata hain, bas. Sir: Thik hain, jitna aata hain utna bolo. Santa: and this is called Energy...... --------------------------------------------------- Salesman: Sir, cockroach k liye powder loge kya? Santa: Nahi, hum cockroach ko itna laad-pyar nahi karte! Aaj powder laga denge to kal sala DEO mangega!! Salesman Fainted ----------------------------------------------------- Dont laugh alone pass it on.....👹 #prashant
Posted on: Sun, 07 Dec 2014 07:01:25 +0000

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