Height of irritating someone: Boy: pen hai ?? Girl: nahi.. Thodi der baad.. Boy: pen hai ?? Girl: nahi bola na.. Boy: pen hai pen ?? Girl: nahi hai kaminey, aur abki bar pucha to to hathode se sar phod dungi Kuch der baad... Boy: hathoda hai kya..??? Girl: nahi.. Boy: accha.. to phir pen hai pen..???.. ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, A guy calls an unknown number.. Guy: Fridge hai? Reply: Haan hai. Guy: Chalta hai? Reply: Haan chalta hai.. Guy: Toh pakad ke rakhna, warna bhaag jaayega.. And he hangs up.. After a while, he calls up again.. Guy: Fridge hai? This time the persons really angry. Reply: Nahi hai. Guy: Kahaan se hoga.. Bola tha na pakad ke rakhna varna bhaag jaayega.. ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, A man in USA sees a dog attacking a girl! He kicks the dog, it dies! Newspapers report LOCAL HERO SAVES LADY FROM DOG Man says im not American Report changed Foreign Hero Saves girl from Dog Man says: Actually Im Pakistani Breaking News: Terrorist killed Innocent Dog which was playing with a girl ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Heart melting love story: Boy: I cant marry u. My family is totally against it. Girl: Who r they 2 stop u? Boy: My wife & 2 kids. ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,, ,,,, White House receptionist to OBAMA.. Sir..someone has called up but not speaking anything OBAMA - Tell him Namaste !! He must be Manmohan Sing from INDIA ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Dr:Kaise aana hua? Patient: Doctorsaab tabiyat theek nahi hain Dr: Sharab peete ho? Patient: Peeta to hoon, par chhota peg hi banana. Im not feeling well ! ................................. Teacher-How many planets are there? Santa -Mercury, Venus, Jupiter vagerah. Vagerah Teacher-Aur batao? Santa-Aur bas ...sab badhiya!!! Ekdum Mata raani ki kripa.... Aap sunao...??
Posted on: Sat, 16 Nov 2013 18:47:11 +0000
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