#HeightsOfPolitics Series 1 10 year old Chintu asks his - TopicsExpress



          

#HeightsOfPolitics Series 1 10 year old Chintu asks his Father: Daddy, who is Narendra Modi uncle? I saw his photo in newspaper? Father: Oh, come on Chintu, dont you know him? He is the PM-In-Waiting of our India, soon his ticket will be confirmed with the help of Educated fools. Boy: Daddy, how will he remove corruption? Father: Chintu, Modi uncle has specially selected some great indian activists from all across the India. Like BS Yediruppa and Nitin Gadkari uncle has a strong record in fighting against this corrupt system, they will help Modi uncle in eradicating corruption from our country. Chintu : But daddy, how Modi uncle will stop rapes and women harrassment? Father : Chintu, Modi uncle has discovered a very efficient method to make a secure India. He will stalk each and every Indian women and even record their phone calls, for this he will hire many spies, like he did in the case of Madhuri aunty in Gujarat. And afterall Amit Shah Uncle is there to help in this . Chintu : Wow, daddy, what an innovative idea. Super. Daddy, please tell me how is going to stop oppurtunist from joining him. Father : Why do you think , Modi uncle has joined hands with Ram Vilas Paswan Uncle? Paswan uncle will ensure that , all nationalist enter his alliance and put a check on power hungry people. Chintu : Daddy, but mamma says he is not secular. Is he ? Father (slightly irritated) : Oh, come on Chintu, dont believe that lady, she is an undercover american agent , funded by Ford Foundation, she is on Mission Stop-Modi. We will get rid of her after coming general election. Modi Uncle is 900 % secular, havent you heard about the 2002 gujarat Hindu-Muslim Union. Such a beautiful social harmony has never been ever witnessed in India. Chintu: Daddy , but my friends says there is a lot of naxal and terrorists in our India. How Modi uncle will.... Father (in between) : Offo...you remember Vitthal Radadiya uncle, who once showed his rifles in Toll Booth in Gujarat. Radadiya uncle will be given to deal with such cases. So that, we can live in peace. Now, no more questions Chintu... Chintu: Okay dady... ....to be continued.
Posted on: Wed, 12 Mar 2014 07:46:11 +0000

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