Hello Muslims infidels... My religion is called Zinxism. I believe in Zinx, who is the ultimate, Supreme Omnipresent Being, and rules in our world, past, present, and future. You, Muslims, are of course non-believers in Zinx. I understand that, and I have no intention to convert you to Zinxism. I only want to tell you the following: We, the believers of Zinx, have a certain devotion to words. Zinx has told us in the Bibruq, the Holy Book of Zinxism, to revere words. Some words are extremely sacred for us, and nobody should utter or write them, unless they are enclosed in quotes. One of our holy, sacred, unspeakable words is the word “prophet” (peace be upon it). Whether the word is written with a capital first letter or not, it doesn’t matter, it’s sacred either way. Nobody should write the word “prophet” (p.b.u.i.) without enclosing it in quotation marks. (Double curly quotes is Zinx’s preference, but single and/or straight quotes will do, if the other ones are not available in the used font.) And when I say nobody, I mean nobody! Do you hear me? Not only Zinx believers, but non-believers (infidels) must comply with this, too. Otherwise we, Zinx believers, feel extremely insulted. Now, Muslims, take note: Things that offend the Zinxism religion #1 It has come to our attention that you wrap up your bodies with unnecessary clothes!! You do this especially with your women, who can be wrapped up entirely in these ridiculous potato sacks. In places like Arabia and North Africa, the heat is enough to cook an egg on the roof of a car. Do you really think it’s appropriate to be covered from tip to toes? This is extremely humiliating for us, it’s utterly insulting! It is a terrible insult in the face of Zinx’s sense of art! Undress your women immediately! Men, too, must get rid of their ridiculously many clothes. With the weather available in countries like Egypt, Saudi Arabia, and many others, a mere swimsuit is enough. Actually, men in such places can obviously be entirely without clothes, and women can wear some cover only during their special days of each month, covering up only what is necessary. That is Zinx’s will. Anything else? An insult! Why do you hide the work of Zinx? Do you think you know better than Zinx what is appropriate to show? How can you be so arrogant? Shame on you Muslim infidels! #dont_offend_the_zinx
Posted on: Sat, 25 Oct 2014 21:16:00 +0000
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