Hello and welcome to a brand new edition of ASYLUM. Todays program features another chance to take part in our exciting competition.... HIJACK AN AIRLINER and win A COUNCIL HOUSE Weve already given away hundreds of millions of pounds and thousands of dream homes, courtesy of our sponsor, The British Taxpayer And dont forget, were now the fastest growing game on the planet. Anyone can play, provided they dont already hold a valid British Passport, and you only need one word of English... ASYLUM Prizes include all-expenses-paid accommodation, cash benefits starting at £180 a week and a chance to earn thousands more begging, mugging, burgling and accosting drivers at traffic lights. This competition is open to everyone buying a ticket or stowing away on one of our partner airlines, ferry companies or Eurostar. No application ever refused - reasonable or unreasonable. All you have to do is destroy all your papers and remember the magic password.... ASYLUM A few years ago, 140 members of a Taliban family from Afghanistan were flown Goat Class from Kabul to our international gateway at Stansted where local law enforcement officers were on hand to fast-track them to their luxury £200-a-night rooms in the fabulous four star Hilton Hotel. They joined tens of thousands of other lucky winners already staying in hotels all over Britain ....... Our most popular destinations also include the White Cliffs of Dover and the world famous Toddington Services area, in historic Bedfordshire. If you still dont understand the rules, dont forget theres no need to phone a friend or ask the audience Just apply for legal aid Hundreds of lawyers, social workers and counsellors are waiting to help - FREE It wont cost you a penny It could change your life forever So play today Iraqi terrorists, Afghan dissidents, Albanian gangsters, pro-Pinochet activists, anti-Pinochet activists, Kosovan drug-smugglers, Tamil Tigers, bogus Bosnians, Rwandan mass murderers, Somali guerrillas...the list is endless EVERYONE IS WELCOME - INCLUDING ALL YOUR OWN WIVES AND CHILDREN COME ON DOWN Get along to the airport. Get along to the lorry park. Get along to the ferry terminal. Dont stop in Germany or France . All European countries will willingly speed you on your way Come straight to Britain And you are: **** GUARANTEED **** to be one of tens of thousands of lucky winners in the easiest game on earth Everyones a winner when they play ASYLUM PLEASE FORWARD THIS TO EVERY BRITISH TAXPAYER Hello and welcome to a brand new edition of ASYLUM. Todays program features another chance to take part in our exciting competition.... HIJACK AN AIRLINER and win A COUNCIL HOUSE Weve already given away hundreds of millions of pounds and thousands of dream homes, courtesy of our sponsor, The British Taxpayer And dont forget, were now the fastest growing game on the planet. Anyone can play, provided they dont already hold a valid British Passport, and you only need one word of English... ASYLUM Prizes include all-expenses-paid accommodation, cash benefits starting at £180 a week and a chance to earn thousands more begging, mugging, burgling and accosting drivers at traffic lights. This competition is open to everyone buying a ticket or stowing away on one of our partner airlines, ferry companies or Eurostar. No application ever refused - reasonable or unreasonable. All you have to do is destroy all your papers and remember the magic password.... ASYLUM A few years ago, 140 members of a Taliban family from Afghanistan were flown Goat Class from Kabul to our international gateway at Stansted where local law enforcement officers were on hand to fast-track them to their luxury £200-a-night rooms in the fabulous four star Hilton Hotel. They joined tens of thousands of other lucky winners already staying in hotels all over Britain ....... Our most popular destinations also include the White Cliffs of Dover and the world famous Toddington Services area, in historic Bedfordshire. If you still dont understand the rules, dont forget theres no need to phone a friend or ask the audience Just apply for legal aid Hundreds of lawyers, social workers and counsellors are waiting to help - FREE It wont cost you a penny It could change your life forever So play today Iraqi terrorists, Afghan dissidents, Albanian gangsters, pro-Pinochet activists, anti-Pinochet activists, Kosovan drug-smugglers, Tamil Tigers, bogus Bosnians, Rwandan mass murderers, Somali guerrillas...the list is endless EVERYONE IS WELCOME - INCLUDING ALL YOUR OWN WIVES AND CHILDREN COME ON DOWN Get along to the airport. Get along to the lorry park. Get along to the ferry terminal. Dont stop in Germany or France . All European countries will willingly speed you on your way Come straight to Britain And you are: **** GUARANTEED **** to be one of tens of thousands of lucky winners in the easiest game on earth Everyones a winner when they play ASYLUM PLEASE FORWARD THIS TO EVERY BRITISH TAXPAYER
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