Hello and welcome to the mental heath hotline If you are obsesive compulsive press 1 repeatedly If you are co-dependent ak someone to press 2 for you If you have multiple personalities press 3-4-5 and 6 If you are paranoid we know who you are and what you want stay on the line while we trace your call If you are dilusionall press 7 and your call will be transfered to the mother ship If you are psychofrenic listen very carefuly and the small voice will tell you witch number to press If you are depresive it doesnt mather witch number you press no one will listnen to you If your dixlexic press 69 69 69 69 If you have a nervous disorder press the # key repetedly and wait for the beep.
Posted on: Fri, 07 Jun 2013 22:14:14 +0000
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