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Hello, do you know me? If you dont, you should. Im a pound of fat, And Im the HAPPIEST pound of fat that you would ever want to meet. Want to know why? Its because no one ever wants to lose me; Im ONLY ONE POUND, just a pound! Everyone wants to lose three pounds, five pounds, or fifteen pounds, but never only one. So I just stick around and happily keep you fat. Then I add to myself, ever so slyly, so that you never seem to notice it. That is, until Ive grown to ten, twenty, thirty or even more pounds in weight. Yes, its fun being ONLY ONE POUND OF FAT, left to do as I please. So, when you weigh in, keep right on saying, Oh, I only lost one pound. For you see, if you do this, youll encourage others to keep me around because theyll think Im not worth losing. And, I love being around you - your arms, your legs, your chin, your hips and every part of you. Happy Days!!! After all, Im ONLY ONE POUND OF FAT! healthylivingherbalife.co.uk
Posted on: Sun, 27 Oct 2013 15:14:25 +0000

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