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Hello, is this the police? Yes it is. How can we help you? Im calling to report about my neighbour, Charles. I think hes hiding large amounts of cocaine inside his firewood! Thank you very much for the call. The next day, police officers descend on Charles house in great numbers. They search the house and then go out to the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of firewood but they find no cocaine. They swear at Charles and leave, whom doesnt know what the hell is going on. The phone rings at Charles house. Hey Charlie mate, Did the cops come!? Yeah the did! What the hell was that about!? Did they chop up your firewood!? Yeah...? that was a surprise. Happy Birthday buddy! Ahh Maaaaaaaate!!!!Thanks
Posted on: Wed, 07 May 2014 05:25:16 +0000

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